The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Will you blow on my dice?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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