Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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