I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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