Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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