He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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