first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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