You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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