try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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