the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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