Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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