If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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