On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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