Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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