I swear she didn't look like that last week.
accomplished twins. life is a go
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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