Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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