Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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