Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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