Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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