i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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