im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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