We won't sleep together?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
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Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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