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Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
The power of my boobs compel you
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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