Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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