So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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