yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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