They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
