im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
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you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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