It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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