I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Randomize
