i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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