Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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