remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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