she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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