think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Who died my cat blue again?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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