5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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