The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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