It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
