Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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