butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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