I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
