and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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