Whod you bang
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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