Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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