Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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