Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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