Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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