I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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