Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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