Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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