who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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