I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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