just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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