That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
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i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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