You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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