i just had sex bonerless
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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