Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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