There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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