THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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